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oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

whyjess:

c0meback-0f-th3-y3ar:

whyjess:

my favorite insect is the fly because its name is actually what it does

So does a bee

ah yes, the allusive bee known for beeing

dampsandwich:

don’t even LOOK at alcohol unless you’re 21

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

ebuddies:

if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face